Tonteria is a Mexican tapas bar and nightspot on Sloane Square. The venue locates just outside the tube station. It is really easy to find it. Upon entering Tonteria you will feel like you have been transported into a hacienda in the heart of Jalisco, Mexico. Tonteria has a train on the ceiling that delivers tequila shots to your table. Incredibly creative sharing cocktails and one of the best tequila selections in the world. From 17:30 to 22:30 guests can enjoy tapas dishes and delicious tequila cocktails in relaxing booths. From 22:00 the ambiance builts up as the resident DJ turns up the music and Tonteria turns into a club.
At Tonteria always take place performances and shows. Masked wrestlers fight inside and outside the club to entertain guests.
Tonteria is the latest offering by Guy Pelly and Marc Burton of Mahiki and Whisky Mist. Expect a wide range of tapas dishes and an extensive cocktail selection. All is served within chic surroundings.
Hosting days at Tonteria.
Being a super-exclusive club in Sloane Square, Tonteria allows guestlist only on Mon and Thu. We operate regularly every Mon and Thu. We provide guestlist and tables booking service. On Mon our guests can join the venue for an amazing tapas-style dinner. We serve tequila-based cocktails. The dinner is free for ladies in our guestlist. Our hosting service at Tonteria provides always a hosting table with vodka-drinks.
Due to the size of the place and the limited amount of tables, the minimum spending for a private VIP table is in general 1K. Better to book your table by Sun. We can help you out to book a VIP table at Tonteria. Fill the “Table Booking” form on the right.
What we think about Tonteria.
Among all clubs and bars in London, we consider Tonteria the most unique one. The club has been designed to provide a really different concept of entertainment. We advice Tonteria if you wish to enjoy a crazy night. Wrestlers fight around you. Amazing masked figures dance among you. It is crazy.
The drinks selection is very particular being entirely based on tequila, a paradise for tequila lovers.
A good score goes to the table and waitressing service, not only because it is fast and pleasant but because it accounts amazing masked ladies and muscled boys.